the shiz and the shiteous

(Also as an Asian guy myself I'm gonna start a petition to give "Other Asian" more lines, dammit!)

827:

(via inothernews)

I concur with Other Asian (Inothernews).

Another Asian concurring.

Inglorious Basterds will show on Manila on December 9th exclusively at Robinson's Place Manila.

Praise the Lerd.

Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar & Jack Twist, Summer 1963,
Brokeback Mountain

zombienovela:

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
Beans al fresca
Thin-sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
Beans en salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
Fresh fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced Medallions of veal Porcini
mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Arugula
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive oil
Pure Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve Large tin Crisco

Forwarded by Vidprod professor. Commarts days.
Sino na Vidprod prof ngayon sa Lasalle?